what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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That's Racist

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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ugh good riddance

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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