Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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womens rights

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Your mother

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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