Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Lebron Traveled

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your Mom

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

c+t+c?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

The WNBA.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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