Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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penis

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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