Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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YOLO.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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