John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Hi Shelby!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

gay rights

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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