Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Sex. That is all.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

OBAMA

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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