What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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robin, get in the car.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Chayton

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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