- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

I can't think of a joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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