- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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