What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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