Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

women

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Chuck Norris.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

"Up to 50% off."

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A Banana wrote this...

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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