Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

It says so on your cap.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

hi. thats what she said.

A jew went to Germany.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

This is my joke. funny

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

what is stupid and reading this you

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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