- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Working hard or hardly working????

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