whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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want to go home? yea

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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This is not a good joke.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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No

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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