A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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penis

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Gabe Mercado

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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