What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

8=D

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Compton

potato farming

Hitler was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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