- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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