What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Banana(s)

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Anti Joke

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