a man walked out of church and said F***!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Knock Knock It's Open!

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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