Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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maddie latino

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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want to go home? yea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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