What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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That's what he said.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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stop it ryan vallee

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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