- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

womens rights

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Patrick is gay

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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