- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

wanna hear a joke. i do to

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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