Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Johnson stops eating

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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