Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Lil' Wayne

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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I'm taken

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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math test 2=2

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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