Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Whats9+10 19

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Period Blood

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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