Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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alert('hiiii');

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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YOLO

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Blarg

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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