Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Wats a joke?

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

9/11/2001

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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