Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

gay rights

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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