How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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no u

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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