- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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