What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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nice shorts.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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