- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

A seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Penis in a box.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Left. That one direction...

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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