why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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