roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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