- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What is brown and sticky?

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Womens' rights.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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