- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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