Left. That one direction...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Compton

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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