Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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8=D

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Compton

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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potato farming

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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