what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Chayton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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