What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

womens rights

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Patrick is gay

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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