Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

balls in ya mouf

Hellen Keller

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Yeah, totally.

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Jake Bowar

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

World peace

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Google Doodles

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Your mom

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