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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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YOLO

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Blarg

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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