A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Potato

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Nickelback.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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