Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Adam Sandler.

What should I name my dog?

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Knock knock (No one is home)

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

i have 2 penises

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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