Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Your mom

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Anti Joke

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