How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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knock knock your gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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i have 2 penises

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Pickles

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