roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Adam Sandler.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What should I name my dog?

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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