WTF BOOOOOM

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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boobs

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Women

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What abou three times

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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