- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Jokes are funny.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What is brown and sticky?

Penis.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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