What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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penis

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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This is my joke. funny

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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W.N.B.A.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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