Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Canada's army

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What should I name my dog?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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