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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is worse than hell?

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Looks through the peephole.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

This is not a good joke.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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