Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

knock knock go away ok

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Trashcan!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Banana(s)

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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