Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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